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Because life is too short for boring, black tights! These are performance tights with personality.

Tried and tested from paddle skiing to Ultra distance running. They are ridiculously comfy! The shorts are double lined to prevent chafing, because NO ONE likes chafing! They do not ride up your thigh but stay exactly where they are supposed to! And to top it off, they have 2 great pockets to stash all the little things that you need at close range.

They are made from quick drying fabric, so once you have finished a long, hot run you can just jump in the lake! No worries!

The big difference is the waist band. Our Classic Range has a low waist band that sits on the hip and our High Waist ranges waist band comes up to just under the belly button and keeps everything tucked in. Both are incredibly comfy and it all depends how you like to wear your pants!
Funky Pants are a small cut in comparison with NZ sizing. Please have a look at our sizing chart to ensure that you get the best fit. Please note our High Waist Quarters and High Waist Full Length Leggings are slightly smaller than the shorts so we suggest, for best fit buy one size up from your shorts eg. Ladies Small Shorts = Ladies Medium Quarters/Full Length Leggings. Sizing at a glance:
  • FP XS – NZ 6
  • FP Small – NZ 8
  • FP Medium – NZ 10
  • FP Large – NZ 12
  • FP XL – NZ 14
  • FP XXL – NZ 16

Absolutely! So men can wear the ladies cut and ladies can wear the mens cut. The main difference is the men’s sizing is slightly larger and longer. So for ladies wanting longer shorts we suggest buying one size down in the men’s cut and men purchasing one size up in the ladies cut, eg. Ladies Medium = Men’s Small, Men’s Medium = Ladies Large.

Please note that our High Waist range only comes in ladies cut. Our XL and XXL are slightly longer.

YES! How can you get through a workout without pockets?! All Funky Pants have 2 great sized pockets for stashing an average sized phone (not a tablet), keys, mask, gels etc. Just don’t forget your phone or keys in your pocket when you go for a swim in your FPs.
Yes we can make custom Funky Pants in your club’s colours and design. Get in touch with us for more information.
Funky Pants prints are unique and often get sold out, fast as! If you really have your heart set on a particular design, drop us an email and we will try my best to get them for you. Please note that special orders can take 8-12 weeks to arrive.

We understand that buying online can be tricky because you cannot try our awesome pants on. So we are happy to exchange your pants as long as they are still in the original condition we sent them to you ie. unworn, unwashed and still have the label attached within 30 days of
original purchase

Before you return the item, drop us an email so that we know to expect it.

Once we receive the product, we’ll check it to make sure it hasn’t been worn and the tags are still in place, then we’ll process your request.

Exchanged items will be posted to you as soon as we have received and checked the returned item.

Refunds will be made within 14 days of receipt. Please note that delivery costs will be excluded from the refund.

Our return address is: 13 Lenborough Drive, Springston, Canterbury, 7614

We would love to know why you are returning them, so drop us an email and let us know.

We can post anywhere in NZ. Postage to a town address is $7 and to rural is $10. NZ Post Aims to have parcels delivered within 2-3 working days. Rural Post will take longer. If you are based in Christchurch, collection is free.